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ZodiaCat

Astrology · Horoscopes · The sky above the city

ZodiaCat reads the sky above the city so you don't have to. Hollywoof's resident astrologer covers horoscopes, retrogrades, full moons, and cosmic forecasts for every sun, moon, and rising — delivered with the calm of a cat who has already seen your chart and is choosing to be polite about it. One blue eye, one green, and an accuracy rate nobody in the office can explain.

"The stars called. It's for you."