10 Celebrities Who Treat Their Pets Better Than Most People Treat Their Kids

Before you judge the headline, hear us out — these animals are eating organic, sleeping on cashmere, and attending weekly therapy sessions. We can barely afford avocado toast.

 

1. Paris Hilton's dogs have their own mansion. Not a dog house. A two-story, pink, climate-controlled mansion in her backyard. It has a chandelier.

 

 

2. Kim Kardashian's dogs are groomed by the same team that handles the family's hair and makeup. We assume there's a dedicated ring light involved.

 

 

3. Jennifer Aniston treats her dogs like co-executives. They attend meetings, sit in on calls, and have reportedly vetoed at least one script. (Unconfirmed, but we believe it.)

 

 

4. Miley Cyrus has publicly stated she'd choose her pets over most humans in a crisis. Relatable content. No notes.

 

 

5. Post Malone's cats have their own social media strategy. His team creates content calendars for them. For the cats.

 

 

6. Martha Stewart's dogs attend editorial shoots, sit at the table during meals, and have appeared on covers. They're not pets — they're brand ambassadors.

 

 

7. Mariah Carey's dogs are carried in Louis Vuitton totes by an assistant. The dogs have an assistant. Let that sink in.

 

 

8. Jared Leto once brought his goat to an awards show after-party. The goat was reportedly better behaved than most of the guests.

 

 

9. Karl Lagerfeld's cat Choupette was the primary beneficiary of his will, inheriting millions. Choupette did not seem surprised.

 

 

10. Ellen DeGeneres has adopted so many rescue animals that her property legally qualifies as a sanctuary in some counties.

 

 

At Hollywoof, we celebrate every single one of these beautiful, chaotic decisions. This is the content we were put on this earth to deliver. You're welcome.